Elephant Madness

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Nadira didn't take her job as ceremonial temple guard very seriously.  In fact, she had no idea what she was supposed to be guarding.  Her boss had just told her not to go into the temple and she was getting paid pretty well to just stand outside with a spear.  However, she finally lost patience and went inside, to find a small golden elephant statue on a pedestal. She picked it up, wondering she was wasting her time guarding something so small. 

Ten minutes later, Nadira exited the temple, now an eight foot tall giggling elephant woman with a sagging gut, four arms and swirling eyes.  "Praise Ganesha...Protect the temple...Praise Ganesha..."  She murmured to herself as she took up her guard position once again.